Culture
A collection of misrepresentations and generalizations about groups of people connected by the contingencies of localized time and space.
Knowledge
Repeatedly applied models of the world that fall apart less frequently than other models.
Data
Anything that isn’t the thing.
Color
A confusion of the senses.
Hope
A justification for doing nothing.
Possibility
A number close to zero.
Book
A device for clouding ideas in cryptic symbolism and convention.
School
A system for extreme procrastination and avoidance of real consequences.
Belief
A frequent denial of complexity.
Free Will
The best political slogan of all time.
Science
A morally disconnected accounting of destructive methods.
Memory
Sensory landfill.
